To all you OWLS
(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
Wisdom from Grandpa......
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a
goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of
chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man
gets so busy earnin' his salt that he
forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for
worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become
one; but the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his
wife like a thoroughbred, she will never
turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always
forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey,
you stick to the
washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No
wife of mine is gonna "work"."
Many girls like to marry a military man - he
can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good
health, and he's already used to taking
Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging
Some people try to turn back their
me, I want people to know
I look this
traveled a long way and some of the
How old would you be if you didn't know how
old you are?
You know you are getting old, when
everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so
gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul.